[smallest fox is most important, okay!! also mature enough not to stick his tongue out at tsurumaru. '^'
ah, but once fox is secured - that sure is a lot of gold. all naki's experience with money is ceres credits and--what are koban for, he's not quite sure? but he looks at the treasure...considers...grabs a handful of coins...oooh shiny.]
He might be able to carry a good amount, if he takes off his coat. You could use yours as well, Tsurumaru-san.
[ so pure... tsurumaru's experience with money, on the other hand, is plentiful — even if it isn't too positive. but he knows that the human world runs on money! and greed! and the sale of stolen swords!
now that they're a part of this modern human world, they're going to need to bring as much of this back with them as possible. ]
Aah, you're right! Smart thinking, mister fox. You and Nakigitsune should do the same — but only as much as you think he can carry without falling over.
[ so while they do that, he'll remove his jacket, laying it out flat before grabbing handfuls of coins and placing them in the center. money! wealth! koban! ]
[ugh stolen sword sales sound so scary, tsuru could tell ghost stories with that premise...
naki obediently removes his jacket, following tsurumaru's lead. koban pile yaaayyy--he might also try making a coin tower once he thinks he's got enough.]
Ah, I wonder what we should do with all of this, though? Maybe Master would know?
[ naki seems to be doing a good job at collecting all of the coins that he sees, so tsuru will do the same!! he almost wants to knock over naki's coin tower, but that would make smallest fox angry! maybe he'll try putting smallest fox on top of the coin tower later...
he puts as many coins as he can in his jacketbag, and while he's not strong like tonbokiri or iwatooshi, there's still a lot of coins that he's picked up. what to do with them, though... what a good question! ]
Maybe we can pay off a year's worth of rent... we could go stock up on food... or, we could spend all of it on cool souvenirs for our friends!!
[ because who needs a roof over their heads... and who needs to eat... haru can eat iron! real minerals! ]
[ at first, tsurumaru thinks of the usual souvenirs — i went to the jungle but all i got was this dumb t-shirt, and such, but then he remembers something that he's seen before. ]
What about... a cool toy?
[ right, because that's definitely specific enough... ] It's made up of a lot of wooden parts, and there's this rotating thing at the end, like a music box. If you turn it, all of the wooden parts move at once.
[smallest fox isn't so sure...but that does admittedly sound really interesting? whatever this thingamajig is. naki looks appropriately interested, at least. you've got his full attention, tsuru-senpai!]
I suppose the others might enjoy something like that...whatever it is?
[ it is absolutely interesting... something which is worth spending all of their fortunes on, without a doubt! this is the best decision!! tsuru always makes the best decisions! (he doesn't).
but... naki-kouhai does look fascinated! he's totally with him on this idea of buying wooden thingamajigs. so once they've gathered as many gold coins as they can carry without becoming tired: ]
Do you think there's some kind of souvenir store around here?
[ and there will be one somewhere, because this is a jungle of magical imagination... ]
[does tsuru ever make bad decisions? of course not! naki hefts his coat full of coins, looks around at the jungle full of jungley things...the mountain...those rocks over there....]
Would a place like this normally have souvenir stores?
[ he'll give the map another look, putting it in the care of smallest fox's paws this time — as both naki and tsuru have their hands full at the moment... ]
That depends... in this jungle, things are probably different, right?
[ and on the map, he sees something in their path! it definitely has to be some kind of small shop! he'll continue to make his way forward, expecting naki to follow! ] There's some kind of building up ahead — let's see if we get lucky.
[gasp! a building! and they hadn't noticed? not that naki and fox have much experience reading maps...anyway, he nods, as the fox settles comfortably on his shoulder.]
I wonder what kind of building would be out here? Someone's home, maybe?
[or is it...actually a souvenir shop....in the middle of an uncharted jungle?
a souvenir shop that sells nothing but thingamajigs, perhaps!?]
I saw some homes earlier, but most of those were... you know. Deserted.
[ how dangerous!
even with empty villages lying around, a souvenir store definitely has to be out here, in the middle of an uncharted jungle... a store that sells nothing but thingamajigs!
after some walking and shoving aside large, leafy plants, the store is, in fact, nearby!! a few more steps, and they should see it, but maybe naki (smallest fox, rather) can point it out. ]
[ see! this is why tsurumaru is 100% trustworthy... upon first glance, the shop looks far less run down than most would expect, from a shop in the middle of nowhere... ]
What do you even think a three-headed monkey tiki shack is?
[ that name, how strange! but the best part can be found in the aisles and aisles of wooden thingamajigs... jackpot! the aisles are for the varying size of thingamajigs. there are thingamajigs small enough to put in one's pocket, and there are thingamajigs that are larger than the television that yamato stabbed a few weeks ago!
what kind of thingamajigs will they take back to which comrades? ]
[he has no idea???? has he even seen a monkey before...ah but once they're inside--it's like thingamajig heaven! somanythingamajigs...even the fox is temporarily rendered speechless! excuse us while we get lost in the aisles.]
[ thingamajig heaven! there are thingamajigs are far as the eye can see... but tsuru will do the same, admiring as many thingamajigs as he can in one sitting.
anyway, they're on the hunt for presents! (both for themselves and the swords.) however, there are a few ones in particular that catch tsuru's eye — it's a whole aisle of foxthingamajigs!
he brings two of those back to nakigitsune, where he promptly drops them off in the palms of his hands. ] Look! This orange one is smallest fox, this one is you, and this one over here — is like you, smallest fox, and Kogitsunemaru all together.
Ohhh, those are very nice! Isn't that right, Nakigitsune?
[naki stares silently at the little wooden foxes in his hands. aaaaahhh they're so cute! he likes them! he likes them a lot!
......carefully setting down both the toys and his gold-filled coat, he turns and hurries back down the way he came, disappearing among the aisles to return shorty afterwards with a bird...thing! for you!]
[ but where is he going? he put them down!! and the coins!!! did he not like these thingamajigs, despite what smallest fox said?! is he running away?!?!?!?!
—oh, he returned, with something interesting in his hands. maybe naki did, in fact, like the wooden foxes...! how cute...
but there's something in his hands now! tsuru's fully mesmerized by the meticulous designs that went into carving this wooden bird, eyes shining with interest. this probably took months to produce, and it must also be expensive, but that's no problem! they're here to spend all $242948296454497524's worth, in coins.
looking back at naki, he smiles — gratefully, because it's so thoughtful! it moves his heart. ] Thanks, Naki. It's really pretty — you have an eye for this stuff.
Did you happen to see one that Haru might like? I've been looking, but I can't find one that suits him perfectly.
We're glad you like it! It reminded him of you when he saw it.
[he's not sure what the thing is supposed to do, if anything, but. it's pretty! and tsurumaru-san is happy! and honestly seeing him smile like that is enough to make this really weird adventure kind of worth it.
not that he doesn't want the fox toys, no, he's gonna get those too. later. after they find a present for haru....ah, no, that's difficult, what would haruji like....maybe he'll find something if he wanders around some more?
haruji should totally get the magical spinny thingamajig, but somebody's gotta find it first.]
[ will they ever know what these things are actually meant for? stay tuned... for now, they're cute toys! small accessories that have the power to brighten up anyone's apartment complex.
but tsurumaru thinks about the various thingamajigs that he's seen so far, and there's one that comes to mind — while it hadn't struck him as The Perfect Gift, it had been... cool to look at. that has to mean something! ]
Ooh, actually... here — come with me. [ he's heading over to the aisle right next to them, turning at the corner, hoping that smallest fox and naki will follow.
and once they catch up, ta-daaaaa...! the magical spinny thingamajig, the thingamajig to trump all thingamajigs! ] I didn't know if Haru would be interested in this, but by itself... it was pretty interesting.
[ah....that spinny thingamajig certainly is magical. look at how it spins! what even is it supposed to be? ah wait, they've been asking that about practically everything in this store.
gosh though, this particular thingamajig is fascinating, he could stare at it forever...in fact, he's still staring at it while the fox talks to tsuru.]
Ohh, this does like very interesting, Tsurumaru-sama! I'm not sure what Haruji-dono would think of this either, but he should certainly be fascinated by it, at least!
[ his gaze rests on the fox when it speaks, but naki looks as if he'll practically be absorbed into the thingamajig, from how intently he's staring at it. he's so fascinated, that tsurumaru almost wants to—
(well, no. he does it anyway, because he's tsurumaru and he does what he wants...)
he lifts his hand, bringing it above naki's head, before carefully resting it on his fluffy, white hair. pat, pat... he's patting naki's head! everything is very soft!! tsurumaru is smiling! this is a pure moment... and when he speaks again, he does so gently. ]
If you like it that much, we can get as many as we possibly can. That's the most interesting thing we've seen in the shop, don't you think?
[whoooaaaaa pats!? naki's eyes instinctively close on contact, thus freeing him from the thingamajig's hypnotic wiles.
meanwhile--it's rare to see tsurumaru so gentle, thinks smallest fox. he's not gonna mention that out loud though, of course.]
Yes, that sounds like a good idea! Surely they'd all enjoy one each of their own...plus if anyone breaks theirs [yamato] there will still be others available.
[a pause.]
nakigitsune would still like the fox models you showed us, though!
[ yesssss pats! well-deserved pats... his hair is as soft as the finest silk, tsuru can almost pat him forever... but they do have all of these thingamajigs to buy, and he probably can't carry them in one hand; so he removes his hand for now. ]
Hmm, let's see — if we're getting one for Haru and one for each of the other swords, and some friends, then we're going to need about... twenty? [ all the thingamajigs! ] Here, help me carry them.
[ he's going to start taking a few of them off of the shelf! they're forming a small mountain in his arms! but a crane's balance is perfect, and he's not going to drop them. ]
Aha, of course! I'm taking the bird model with me, too. Everyone else can have these models, but we'll have extra special ones.
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ah, but once fox is secured - that sure is a lot of gold. all naki's experience with money is ceres credits and--what are koban for, he's not quite sure? but he looks at the treasure...considers...grabs a handful of coins...oooh shiny.]
He might be able to carry a good amount, if he takes off his coat. You could use yours as well, Tsurumaru-san.
[a bag with sleeves!]
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now that they're a part of this modern human world, they're going to need to bring as much of this back with them as possible. ]
Aah, you're right! Smart thinking, mister fox. You and Nakigitsune should do the same — but only as much as you think he can carry without falling over.
[ so while they do that, he'll remove his jacket, laying it out flat before grabbing handfuls of coins and placing them in the center. money! wealth! koban! ]
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[ugh stolen sword sales sound so scary, tsuru could tell ghost stories with that premise...
naki obediently removes his jacket, following tsurumaru's lead. koban pile yaaayyy--he might also try making a coin tower once he thinks he's got enough.]
Ah, I wonder what we should do with all of this, though? Maybe Master would know?
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he puts as many coins as he can in his jacketbag, and while he's not strong like tonbokiri or iwatooshi, there's still a lot of coins that he's picked up. what to do with them, though... what a good question! ]
Maybe we can pay off a year's worth of rent... we could go stock up on food... or, we could spend all of it on cool souvenirs for our friends!!
[ because who needs a roof over their heads... and who needs to eat... haru can eat iron! real minerals! ]
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Ah, all of those sound like good ideas!
[particularly the rent part? that seems important. but naki looks up from his coin pile, tilting his head curiously, and--]
What sorts of souvenirs do you think they would like? Snacks, maybe? Or charms?
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What about... a cool toy?
[ right, because that's definitely specific enough... ] It's made up of a lot of wooden parts, and there's this rotating thing at the end, like a music box. If you turn it, all of the wooden parts move at once.
It's a wooden thingamajig!
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[smallest fox isn't so sure...but that does admittedly sound really interesting? whatever this thingamajig is. naki looks appropriately interested, at least. you've got his full attention, tsuru-senpai!]
I suppose the others might enjoy something like that...whatever it is?
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but... naki-kouhai does look fascinated! he's totally with him on this idea of buying wooden thingamajigs. so once they've gathered as many gold coins as they can carry without becoming tired: ]
Do you think there's some kind of souvenir store around here?
[ and there will be one somewhere, because this is a jungle of magical imagination... ]
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Would a place like this normally have souvenir stores?
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That depends... in this jungle, things are probably different, right?
[ and on the map, he sees something in their path! it definitely has to be some kind of small shop! he'll continue to make his way forward, expecting naki to follow! ] There's some kind of building up ahead — let's see if we get lucky.
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I wonder what kind of building would be out here? Someone's home, maybe?
[or is it...actually a souvenir shop....in the middle of an uncharted jungle?
a souvenir shop that sells nothing but thingamajigs, perhaps!?]
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[ how dangerous!
even with empty villages lying around, a souvenir store definitely has to be out here, in the middle of an uncharted jungle... a store that sells nothing but thingamajigs!
after some walking and shoving aside large, leafy plants, the store is, in fact, nearby!! a few more steps, and they should see it, but maybe naki (smallest fox, rather) can point it out. ]
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......Ah. There really is a building there!
[it's even got a big gaudy sign on the roof! what's the name up there...three-headed monkey tiki shack? what does that even mean?]
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What do you even think a three-headed monkey tiki shack is?
[ that name, how strange! but the best part can be found in the aisles and aisles of wooden thingamajigs... jackpot! the aisles are for the varying size of thingamajigs. there are thingamajigs small enough to put in one's pocket, and there are thingamajigs that are larger than the television that yamato stabbed a few weeks ago!
what kind of thingamajigs will they take back to which comrades? ]
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[he has no idea???? has he even seen a monkey before...ah but once they're inside--it's like thingamajig heaven! so many thingamajigs...even the fox is temporarily rendered speechless! excuse us while we get lost in the aisles.]
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anyway, they're on the hunt for presents! (both for themselves and the swords.) however, there are a few ones in particular that catch tsuru's eye — it's a whole aisle of fox thingamajigs!
he brings two of those back to nakigitsune, where he promptly drops them off in the palms of his hands. ] Look! This orange one is smallest fox, this one is you, and this one over here — is like you, smallest fox, and Kogitsunemaru all together.
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[naki stares silently at the little wooden foxes in his hands. aaaaahhh they're so cute! he likes them! he likes them a lot!
......carefully setting down both the toys and his gold-filled coat, he turns and hurries back down the way he came, disappearing among the aisles to return shorty afterwards with a bird...thing! for you!]
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—oh, he returned, with something interesting in his hands. maybe naki did, in fact, like the wooden foxes...! how cute...
but there's something in his hands now! tsuru's fully mesmerized by the meticulous designs that went into carving this wooden bird, eyes shining with interest. this probably took months to produce, and it must also be expensive, but that's no problem! they're here to spend all $242948296454497524's worth, in coins.
looking back at naki, he smiles — gratefully, because it's so thoughtful! it moves his heart. ] Thanks, Naki. It's really pretty — you have an eye for this stuff.
Did you happen to see one that Haru might like? I've been looking, but I can't find one that suits him perfectly.
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[he's not sure what the thing is supposed to do, if anything, but. it's pretty! and tsurumaru-san is happy! and honestly seeing him smile like that is enough to make this really weird adventure kind of worth it.
not that he doesn't want the fox toys, no, he's gonna get those too. later. after they find a present for haru....ah, no, that's difficult, what would haruji like....maybe he'll find something if he wanders around some more?
haruji should totally get the magical spinny thingamajig, but somebody's gotta find it first.]
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but tsurumaru thinks about the various thingamajigs that he's seen so far, and there's one that comes to mind — while it hadn't struck him as The Perfect Gift, it had been... cool to look at. that has to mean something! ]
Ooh, actually... here — come with me. [ he's heading over to the aisle right next to them, turning at the corner, hoping that smallest fox and naki will follow.
and once they catch up, ta-daaaaa...! the magical spinny thingamajig, the thingamajig to trump all thingamajigs! ] I didn't know if Haru would be interested in this, but by itself... it was pretty interesting.
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gosh though, this particular thingamajig is fascinating, he could stare at it forever...in fact, he's still staring at it while the fox talks to tsuru.]
Ohh, this does like very interesting, Tsurumaru-sama! I'm not sure what Haruji-dono would think of this either, but he should certainly be fascinated by it, at least!
[as fascinated as naki, maybe?]
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(well, no. he does it anyway, because he's tsurumaru and he does what he wants...)
he lifts his hand, bringing it above naki's head, before carefully resting it on his fluffy, white hair. pat, pat... he's patting naki's head! everything is very soft!! tsurumaru is smiling! this is a pure moment... and when he speaks again, he does so gently. ]
If you like it that much, we can get as many as we possibly can. That's the most interesting thing we've seen in the shop, don't you think?
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meanwhile--it's rare to see tsurumaru so gentle, thinks smallest fox. he's not gonna mention that out loud though, of course.]
Yes, that sounds like a good idea! Surely they'd all enjoy one each of their own...plus if anyone breaks theirs [yamato] there will still be others available.
[a pause.]
nakigitsune would still like the fox models you showed us, though!
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Hmm, let's see — if we're getting one for Haru and one for each of the other swords, and some friends, then we're going to need about... twenty? [ all the thingamajigs! ] Here, help me carry them.
[ he's going to start taking a few of them off of the shelf! they're forming a small mountain in his arms! but a crane's balance is perfect, and he's not going to drop them. ]
Aha, of course! I'm taking the bird model with me, too. Everyone else can have these models, but we'll have extra special ones.
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[naki quickly moves to help carry their thingamajig hoard! he's probably holding less than tsuru, but he's doing the best a smaller fox can.
...glancing back at the other things for a moment. this might need multiple trips?]
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i think we can end this soon! :O