[There is a brief moment where Doutanuki is confused about what Naki is doing. It is a brief moment where his world is at peace and he still sort of understands what is supposed to happen to a sword like him.
And then Naki says kon.
And the plushie mountain EXPLODES all over.
And there is a tiny robot fox clawing its way up his jersey and scrabbling up his back?????!?!? Doutanuki yelps in surprise and ducks, which one helps Robofox get better footing. It can now safely and quickly climb up to Doutanuki's shoulder, where he has his hands raised, ready for an attack.]
[.....It's true he'd made a fox noise at what he was sure was robofox, but he hadn't expected this explosion??
there's a moment's confusion where he honestly has no idea what he's supposed to do. Pull the fox off Tanuki-san? Wait 'til the chaos is over? Call for help??
....for some reason he ended up going for the phone camera. Did you know robofox gets distracted by the camera clicky sound effect?
It's easier than having Naki actually talk to it, at least.]
[There's a click and the robofox seems to calm down, perking up to look in Nakigitsune's direction.
Doutanuki, realizing that his attacker is a fluffy robot not a killer head-sucking alien, also calms down and turns his head, staring at his new parrot shoulder ornament.]
[Maybe a little of both. The robofox seems pretty content to stay where it is for now, either way. (this peace probably won't last long, naki and fox don't trust it.)]
[Robofox...so hyper... Doutanuki watches it for a second, semi-impressed at how nimble it is, before he turns and looks at the exploded pile of stuffed animals.]
I'm gonna help you clean this place up. You'll never find anything in here if it stays like this.
[The most hyper fox around....Naki and fox are used to it.
The mention of cleaning gets their attention though! Naki turns his gaze back to Tanuki-san, a little faster than at any previous comments so far, then looks around the room and...ah, he doesn't wanna clean......]
Ah--are you sure? Really, you don't need to! We wouldn't want to put you through the trouble!
[...caught? He looks a little put on the spot, hands behind his back, eyes averted--did you notice the bed robofox jumped onto doesn't actually have any blankets on it? Because Naki's bed is the blanketpile in the corner.]
Oh, no! This room is...quite messy, we'll admit. So we do appreciate your help!
[They'll make this the cleanest mess in the apartment!! Blanketpile aside.]
[HM. Naki's body language isn't exactly meshing with the fox's words, so Doutanuki walks over and gives the other sword a rather hearty slap on the back.]
Eh, maybe someday. I forgot I have stuff to do. You can deal with it like this for awhile longer, right?
[Here's your out, Naki. Donut won't touch all your stuff, promise.]
[...!!! He's almost knocked down by the surprise slap, but what makes his eyes widen is that sudden convenient out. He looks up at Tanuki-san (did you know he's a little shorter) with - well - a look of surprise, basically.]
O-of course! We don't mind at all! Really though, thank you very much for the offer, Doutanuki-dono! We'd extend the same offer to you, but your room is already quite clean.
[He gives an exaggerated shrug and links his hands behind his head.]
Eh, never saw the point in having a lotta crap lyin' around.
[Not that all this stuff is 'crap' but whatever Doutanuki collected would likely be! Heh heh... uh... Whoops, word choice that he doesn't exactly understand was wrong. He turns suddenly and gives a wave to Nakigitsune and the fox.]
Anyway, I better get goin'. I gotta go train at the dojo. See you later?
[Naki waves back! No offense taken! It's not like any of this stuff is actually useful for swords or anything.
He just likes collecting shinies...making a mental note though: if he ever gets anything for Tanuki-san it should be something he'd be willing to keep around?]
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Date: 2016-02-12 06:31 am (UTC)No, nothing! It's nothing for you to worry about, Douta--ah, Doudanuki-san!
action;
Date: 2016-02-13 04:13 am (UTC)[Although now he's wondering if there really isn't something in here with the way that Nakigitsune reacted.]
If you want, I can help you clean this place up.
action;
Date: 2016-02-14 02:17 am (UTC)Naki's been mentally calling him Tanuki-san for a while now, the permission means he's not gonna correct himself.]
Oh no, it's fine, really! You don't need to go to the trouble, I'm sure you have other things to do!
[Did that pile of stuffed animals just move?]
action;
Date: 2016-02-14 07:35 am (UTC)Eh.
[He doesn't really, and he just saw that pile of stuffed animals move? He goes over and uses the toe of his shoe to nudge at the pile.]
Hey, did you know your toys are alive?
action;
Date: 2016-02-15 12:38 am (UTC)Lifts a fox hand at the pile.
Says kon.
Mt Plush erupts! Robofox has arrived!! and it's trying to climb Tanuki-san now, apparently.]
action; this icon is now a reality
Date: 2016-02-16 05:00 am (UTC)And then Naki says kon.
And the plushie mountain EXPLODES all over.
And there is a tiny robot fox clawing its way up his jersey and scrabbling up his back?????!?!? Doutanuki yelps in surprise and ducks, which one helps Robofox get better footing. It can now safely and quickly climb up to Doutanuki's shoulder, where he has his hands raised, ready for an attack.]
What the hell is this?!
action; how did it come to this
Date: 2016-02-16 06:14 am (UTC)there's a moment's confusion where he honestly has no idea what he's supposed to do. Pull the fox off Tanuki-san? Wait 'til the chaos is over? Call for help??
....for some reason he ended up going for the phone camera. Did you know robofox gets distracted by the camera clicky sound effect?
It's easier than having Naki actually talk to it, at least.]
Re: action; foxes it's always foxes
Date: 2016-02-16 09:22 am (UTC)Doutanuki, realizing that his attacker is a fluffy robot not a killer head-sucking alien, also calms down and turns his head, staring at his new
parrotshoulder ornament.]....Okay? Is this what you were looking for?
action; you love it
Date: 2016-02-17 01:38 am (UTC)He puts down the phone though, now that the danger(?) has passed.]
--Ah, yes, that's right! He was wondering where the cybuddy went...apologies if it startled you!
[Robofox, meanwhile, yips happily and settles down on Doutanuki's shoulder like he's its new ride.]
Re: action; i do /cries
Date: 2016-02-17 02:42 am (UTC)Okay, yeah it did, but he'll be tsun as hell and it'll freeze over before he admits it.]
'm fine.
[He tilts his head away as the robofox settles in on his shoulder. It's so fluffy for a metal beast...]
...Why is it sitting on me?
action; yes good succumb to foxtopia
Date: 2016-02-17 06:50 am (UTC)Or it finds you comfortable?
[Maybe a little of both. The robofox seems pretty content to stay where it is for now, either way. (this peace probably won't last long, naki and fox don't trust it.)]
action; wait no...this sounds like a trap
Date: 2016-02-17 07:21 am (UTC)...How is sitting on armor comfortable? Maybe your fox is broken.
action; tsuru-senpai hasn't taught him traps yet...
Date: 2016-02-17 11:57 pm (UTC)Your armor may not be comfortable, but you yourself may be!
[Give it another minute though, and it'll probably start moving again. Robofox isn't the best at sitting still.]
action; tsurumallow no....
Date: 2016-02-18 04:16 am (UTC)Somehow I doubt that.
[And lo and behold! Robofox is moving.
Doutanuki reaches up and tries to go for the scruff of its neck so he can pull it off and deposit it elsewhere, like on Naki.]
action;
Date: 2016-02-18 06:04 pm (UTC)[Naki's got double fox action now!
For a few seconds, at least, before the robofox jumps off him to land on the nearby bed. Three point landing! The crowd goes wild!]
action;
Date: 2016-02-19 01:20 am (UTC)I'm gonna help you clean this place up. You'll never find anything in here if it stays like this.
action;
Date: 2016-02-19 06:01 am (UTC)The mention of cleaning gets their attention though! Naki turns his gaze back to Tanuki-san, a little faster than at any previous comments so far, then looks around the room and...ah, he doesn't wanna clean......]
Ah--are you sure? Really, you don't need to! We wouldn't want to put you through the trouble!
action;
Date: 2016-02-20 01:17 am (UTC)[More like staring at this mess is trouble for him. Everything is so disorganized??????
Well, not really, but he keeps all his stuff neatly tucked into two drawers so anything outside of that makes him feel like "Whoa? Stuff??"]
Unless [He looks back at Naki.] -you don't wanna clean.
[Do you like the mess???]
action;
Date: 2016-02-21 03:30 am (UTC)Oh, no! This room is...quite messy, we'll admit. So we do appreciate your help!
[They'll make this the cleanest mess in the apartment!! Blanketpile aside.]
action;
Date: 2016-02-23 12:24 am (UTC)Eh, maybe someday. I forgot I have stuff to do. You can deal with it like this for awhile longer, right?
[Here's your out, Naki. Donut won't touch all your stuff, promise.]
action;
Date: 2016-02-23 11:03 pm (UTC)O-of course! We don't mind at all! Really though, thank you very much for the offer, Doutanuki-dono! We'd extend the same offer to you, but your room is already quite clean.
Re: action;
Date: 2016-04-28 09:36 am (UTC)Eh, never saw the point in having a lotta crap lyin' around.
[Not that all this stuff is 'crap' but whatever Doutanuki collected would likely be! Heh heh... uh... Whoops, word choice that he doesn't exactly understand was wrong. He turns suddenly and gives a wave to Nakigitsune and the fox.]
Anyway, I better get goin'. I gotta go train at the dojo. See you later?
action;
Date: 2016-04-28 06:45 pm (UTC)[Naki waves back! No offense taken! It's not like any of this stuff is actually useful for swords or anything.
He just likes collecting shinies...making a mental note though: if he ever gets anything for Tanuki-san it should be something he'd be willing to keep around?]